I like to send e-cards. It amazes me the number of different holidays that have been concocted over the years to “celebrate.” I was looking through 123greetings.com and found a card under the heading of “You Are Special.”
http://www.123greetings.com/love/you_are_special/heaven_will_not_be_a_heaven.html
The text of the card reads:
If I am in Hell and you are in Heaven,
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